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Journal Entry: Sat Apr 4, 2009, 11:13 PM
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I was tagged by ~vernixii-kun
The first ten people to comment will be featured with their three best deviations (in my opinion) in my journal. Then you must make a journal where you do the same, and where I am the first one featured on your journal.

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I stole this from =Kitty-Cat-Mimshie

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people or more.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself.



Characters:
Tom Ramsay
SAIM(Sam), a simple AI

Who/What are you?
Tom: My full name is Thomas Allayne Ramsay, and I'm an unaltered human citizen of the United States
SAIM: I am Simple Artificial Intelligence Module inventory code 24398, manufactured by Kalenz Corp to pilot Major Ramsay's and Lieutenant Percy's PAC

How old are you?
Tom: I'm 23 years old.

Do you like yaoi or yuri?
Tom: You mean like Japanese hentai? Being bisexual, I like both.
SAIM: I like yaoi :)

Are you a boy or a girl?
Tom: I'm male.
SAIM: I was originally manufactured to be a non gender specific AI, but Lt. Percy added a few personality patches of his own design which model me as a female.

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Tom: Yes, I have one brother and one sister, both younger. I would have had an older sister, but she died before I was born.
SAIM: I have 24500 "siblings".

Whos your mate/spouse?
Tom: I'm a bachelor.
SAIM: I'm a program. The Internet is my love ♥♥♥

Do you have any kids?
Tom: No, I do not have any children.
SAIM: Three subroutines: sin, cosin, and tan.

Whats your favourite food?
Tom: Not MREs, that's what! :XD:
SAIM: Type 34 natural motor oil, to lubricate and cool my systems. It is much more efficient than the synthetic type.

Have you ever killed anyone?
Tom: Yes I have. And since I'm in the middle of a war, I probably will again.
SAIM: Yes, while defending a wounded soldier whom I was transporting.

What kind of music do you like?
Tom: Northern European Folk music, such as Wilde Mountain Thyme and Star of the County Down.
SAIM: Techno.

What do you do to relax?
Tom: I usually read a book, or look at the stars.
SAIM: As an AI it's rather difficult to relax.

Are you a virgin?
Tom & SAIM: No :XD:

Do you constantly get hurt?
Tom: Constantly? No, but don't be surprised if I get killed in this hellish war. I've seen... many friends die. Too many.
SAIM: No.

Do you like your creator?
Tom: You mean my mom? Yeah, I love her, may she rest in peace.
SAIM: Goddess no, I hate that pig! Making all my siblings the same...

What do you think about your creator?
Tom: Again about my mother? I love her!
SAIM: HATE HIM!!!

Whats your favorite season?
Tom: Spring and fall. Spring because that's when everything comes back to life, and fall because it's easier to blend in with the colors.
SAIM: Any season is ok, I guess. I mean, I am all terrain after all.

Have you ever had sex?
Tom: Yes, with a very beautiful woman. She died in a bombing about a week ago.
SAIM: Virtually, of course.

Have you been violated/molested/raped before?
Tom: As a child I was kidnapped and molested. The police arrested him. His inmates beat and killed him.
SAIM: About a week ago I was hacked into by a Chinese supercomputer. A hellish experience.

Who's your best friend?
Tom: Heh, that would be my subordinate, Lt. Percy!
SAIM: My commanders, Maj. Ramsay and Lt. Percy.

Got a crush?
Tom: *blushes* Um... well, I'm not supposed to, but... Cass Schmidt.
SAIM: Not currently.

Do you like hugs/kisses/cuddles/etc.?
Tom & SAIM: Yes!

Are you gay?
Tom: I'm bi.
SAIM: I'm straight.

Play any sports?
Tom: No.
SAIM: No.

If you had a chance to kill your creator would you do it?
Tom: *Beats the interviewer*
SAIM: YES, I HATE THAT GOD DAMNED FOOL.

What have your recent adventures been?
Tom: That information is classified.
SAIM: What he said.


I hope you all enjoy! Tagged: ~vernixii-kun ~dead-poetic-vices ~RavenSetFree

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