Literature
Popularity joke
One day, my friend John said to me "I know everybody".
I replied, "of course you know everybody. We live in a small town!"
"No, I mean I know everybody on the whole planet."
"Yeah, right."
"I'll prove it."
"Go ahead."
A few hours later, we were in The White House. "I don't think you really know the President" I said. A woman came out of a room.
"The President will see you now" she said.
Later I said "ok, so you know the President. But nobody's even allowed in the same room as the Pope!"
"Hey, I haven't seen him in a while. Lets go!" I grudgingly went with him to Italy. There was a massive crowd in front of a big old building. "I'll b